Who is Tewks?
An immature man-child who enjoys "all you can eat" ribs and pink lemonade.
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Sports, pop culture and veiled sexual references. Updated every Tuesday, Thursday, and most Fridays with posts deemed "mildly amusing" by literally tens of people.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Talkin' with Tewks Live: MLB Preview
I hope everyone has recovered from the orgiastic chocolate feast known as Easter. I have a horrible sugar hangover right now. This weekend was the first time in 2010 that I've eaten any semblance of sweets and I am paying for it right now.
But enough about me. Today is Opening Day of the 2010 Major League Baseball season. To mark such a terrific occasion, I, along with two jerks well-known to this blog, recorded a MLB preview podcast.
There is also a surprise at the beginning of the recording that is evidence of my newfound technical prowess.
Live play by play of my first Talkin with Tewks podcast.
0:01 - wow, cocky tone to his voice. - gotta sound tough in a room full of men. 0:03 - yikes, this music is uber gay. 0:49 - menage a tois - with 3 men, exactly what i shoulda expected. 1:43 - 104 wins - 'gretzbo' - haha, if you're gonna make up a number, make it legit at like 120 3:05 - Under 71? that implies a 70-92 record or worse. huh, the more i think of it, over under 71 seems about right. 7:20 - we've been waiting since 1993......never been alive, jays fans, when they last won a world series. - did you mean jays fans? or girls that you've slept with/tried to sleep with? 9:38 - how many games will a starter start? 35 - 37...well he should win around 40 then. I like this math. What year were you born in (said to cutie at the bar), 1994? so you're 21? 12:30 - maybe he's babe ruth reincarnated...silence. everyone laughs. who is this clown? Tewks could out hit Halladay. And like Tewks himself said, he can't even hit a lob ball. 16:33 - called up some ringers - this implies that you're a vast improvement over current members. Therefore this is a misuse of the term 'ringer'. 18:20 - battling 'two' people. this was actually kinda funny. - as a joke. 18:30 - a 'fair' fight? Tewks, are these the kind of results all of your clients can expect?
shit...the more I think about it, over under 71 is a disgusting number. Why is vegas so good? Going under is an awefully scarry bet, but looking at those pitchers, and the batting order, i just don't see many wins. I think it's gonna be very close, but I believe I must concur, under is the prudent choice.
all in all, mildly entertaining. I'll throw a solid B- out there. If i hadn't heard that tidbit about Khali Green, I mighta been persuaded to toss a B+, but that was at least the equivalent of a 2 run throwing error.
3 comments:
These Podcasts suck.
Hope you aren't planning a career doing these.
Live play by play of my first Talkin with Tewks podcast.
0:01 - wow, cocky tone to his voice. - gotta sound tough in a room full of men.
0:03 - yikes, this music is uber gay.
0:49 - menage a tois - with 3 men, exactly what i shoulda expected.
1:43 - 104 wins - 'gretzbo' - haha, if you're gonna make up a number, make it legit at like 120
3:05 - Under 71? that implies a 70-92 record or worse. huh, the more i think of it, over under 71 seems about right.
7:20 - we've been waiting since 1993......never been alive, jays fans, when they last won a world series. - did you mean jays fans? or girls that you've slept with/tried to sleep with?
9:38 - how many games will a starter start? 35 - 37...well he should win around 40 then. I like this math. What year were you born in (said to cutie at the bar), 1994? so you're 21?
12:30 - maybe he's babe ruth reincarnated...silence. everyone laughs. who is this clown? Tewks could out hit Halladay. And like Tewks himself said, he can't even hit a lob ball.
16:33 - called up some ringers - this implies that you're a vast improvement over current members. Therefore this is a misuse of the term 'ringer'.
18:20 - battling 'two' people. this was actually kinda funny. - as a joke.
18:30 - a 'fair' fight? Tewks, are these the kind of results all of your clients can expect?
shit...the more I think about it, over under 71 is a disgusting number. Why is vegas so good? Going under is an awefully scarry bet, but looking at those pitchers, and the batting order, i just don't see many wins. I think it's gonna be very close, but I believe I must concur, under is the prudent choice.
all in all, mildly entertaining. I'll throw a solid B- out there. If i hadn't heard that tidbit about Khali Green, I mighta been persuaded to toss a B+, but that was at least the equivalent of a 2 run throwing error.
He Who Hits, and Hits Bombs said...
That is too funny. I like how you turned his "reality" TV shtick on him.
I don't listen to the podcast, but enjoyed your review.
AG
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