
We're going to make The Hangover look like the Dead Poets Society.
If any of our valued readers would like to electronically send bail money on our behalf, please email me.
Tewks is already drunk.
Who is Tewks? An immature man-child who enjoys "all you can eat" ribs and pink lemonade. What to expect from this blog? Sports, pop culture and veiled sexual references. Updated every Tuesday, Thursday, and most Fridays with posts deemed "mildly amusing" by literally tens of people.