What a fantastic edition of the season's first major. Unfortunately, Tiger was not able to capture his fifth green jacket, as I predicted, but Phil the Thrill Mickelson was able to walk away with his third.
CSzem and I covered the entire tournament in an epic podcast last night.
Talkin' with Tewks Live - The Masters
Enjoy.
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audio is great this week - even if you're both douchebags for thinking that I do Cszems dishes and laundry!
kidding, kidding!
When does the bachelorette start??
0:02 - it is epic how gay this music is
0:19 - 'that music will never get old', Tewks says it with such a flat tone in his voice, he almost sounds serious.
0:25 - 'PGA Tour golf season...', correction, the Masters is not a PGA tour event. just FYI, we can all learn something new once and a while.
2:30 - 'Tiger Woods, you...SUCK'. Then you compare his new 'self' to Tom Watson. Just a poor comment. Even the new Tiger was still showing all sorts of emotions, dropping clubs, using improper language (although better than before, as in JESUS CHRIST). You basically just compared black to white. Wait...never mind.
3:25 - 'Just because he slept with a bunch of skanks...', Tewks, don't use such a derogatory term to describe the only characteristic (loose sexual morals), that females have that have allowed you to not be a 25 year old virgin still living at home with your mother.
4:25 - Are you really discussing the importance of tiger wearing sunglasses BETWEEN hitting shots? yikes, this is a low content section.
7:30 - [Anthony Kim] - "He just kinda rubs you the wrong way" - Tewks, how is a young asian MALE supposed to rub you?
7:40 - His belt buckle. Seriously? I got the over on finding 3 of those in your closet as we speak. You're just jealous.
8:50 - 'It's probably just rooted in jealousy' - Just patted myself on the back for that one.
11:45 - "kind of a sign the golf Gods wanted you to cheat on your wife" - makes sense to me.
13:25 - the word 'undulation' has been used twice in the last 10 seconds. For future editions, can we tone down the vocab sessions?
15:20 - "Phil was inconsistent", did you even watch the golf yesterday? I believe he carded a 5 under 67, with 5 birdies and 0 bogeys. Very inconsistent. My bad.
18:05 - "as a gambling 'eficia...what?' - again, easy on the vocab lessons. We know you don't use words like that everyday.
25:05 - 'First ten minutes are really good, then the wheels fall off and everyone tunes out"...as you can tell from my comments, this is EXACTLY what just happened.
The only reason i made it this far, was I was pro-active in my set up. I checked the length on your audio file, then found a nice 25 minute video with some fantastic female-female acting...
what the hell is jaw de vrie?
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