The Ultimate Fighter

I hate computers.

I hate them with a passion.

I just wrote a terrific, humourous piece on the UFC and my fat little fingers accidentally deleted the entire thing.

I hate blogger.com, I hate the QWERTY keyboard, I hate everything.

I'm not writing it over again because I am too depressed. Twenty minutes of hard work down the shitter.

Go back and read archived articles to get your Tewks fix today.

I'm going to drink myself into oblivion.

If I'm still alive and have a functioning liver, I'll be back on Monday.

Otherwise, it's been fun.

Fuck.